Just Not Right

That's basically what I am doing today. It has been almost 6 months since I posted anything here. Not that there isn't anything 'Just not right' going on, just too much for me to wastemy life bitching about it.

So come see my regular digs - www.boobiesandbeer.net

I got pulled into a private meeting with my branch owners yesterday. Seems the bank charter we have been under for the last year (give or take) has decided that things need to be different and everything under their control. Needless to say, one owner here got "fired" from the company, and so they decided they were dropping that charter and going with another company.

Sooooo, I wonder is my job in jeopardy. I am told no, that it is just a small transition between names, and shouldn't slow down business any.

I think it is a crock of shit. I think somewhere in management, someone did a no-no and got caught. In order to save their asses, the owners decided to pull out and go to another company charter. That's my take.

In the meantime, our current corp office was in here to reclaim all files from our office. They also took note of what files we were in process on our desks. Fucking waste of an hour for me. Bastids.

So now I wait until 8/8/07 to find out how bad this transition will be.

Yup, that's today's Just Not Right! Here it is July 3rd, and I am still sitting in the office, waiting for somethign to d. I have been this way since 10:30 this morning. Why don't they let us leave early?? No one else is busting ass to get anything done.

ARGH!

Hope anyone that reads this has a good 4th. I'm ready to get drunk.

Mingle² - Online Dating

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

hell (6x) shit (5x) fucking (4x) dick (2x) bitch (1x)

... that just fit the criteria at JNR.

1. Hillary Clinton - hell might as well add Nancy Pelosi, Obama, and the rest of the fucking democratic party.

2. Having to buy your own Father's Day gift. I ended up getting two workout shirts. And I still had to pay for lunch and dinner since we ate out.

Awww hell, I can't think of anymore off the top of my head. I am just in a bummer mood. Sucks to have to sit at work for 8 hours when you only worked 1 hour and spend the rest of the day surfing the web, or walking around. I coul dhave been home napping dammit!

So the Wife and I got upgraded phones this weekend. Thirty bucks apiece, with a $20 mail in rebate. I missed the first fucking calls I got since I can't hear it ring from my pocket, and I have no other way of carrying it.

Enough bitching. Go read www.boobiesandbeer.net and have some fun.

Just not right! No smoking in the bar - statewide. I believe we are all adults (or are supposed to be at age 21 +) that we should make the decision whether we want to breathe the smoke or nto in that setting. Not the government to say who can and cannot be around it. I know a few bars that I frequent are now going to slowly die off due to the new law. Others have been able to comply and add patio space, but still it's a pain in the ass.

I quit smoking about 4 weeks ago after going through a bout of pneumonia. I picked up a pack last night and smoked to the wee hours at the bar - because I could. When I left to go home, I tossed the remainder ofthe pack as there is no need to have them now. can't smoke and drink at the same time, unless I get patio space.

Another stupid law influenced by people that shouldn't be in this state to start with. Fucking go home you commies.

PeacE

Today's Just Not Right is brought to you by the makers of Gold Bond talcum powder.

The spotlight for today's post is: CHAFING. I know many of you studs get it, though not admit it. I got it, right now in fact. It sucks! Saturday it had reached 100 degrees here in the valley, and I was out doing some physical activity that made my balls sweat. Come Sunday morning, they were sore from chafing Saturday. I rubbed lotion, talc almost any kind of powder that would help, and thus made it thru that day.

This morning I didn't on nothing - thought I could get through the day. Boy was I wrong. Tomorrow once again powder will be on so I will live.

What sucks pretty much right now is I can't rub it in public.

PeacE

It is Friday, and because I am in such a better mood than most other days, I decided to make today Just Is Right day. Mostly because someone had asked for some good stuff, and I wanted to make sure y'all knew it is good, and not bad like the title here would make it , ya know? So if I haven't lost you yet...

Free_Ride asked if I had any recommended reading of late. I have been jumping around a bit over the last couple months. I joined 2 bookclubs, and have finished up the "multiple" selections you get when you join. Some good ones have been:

James Patterson "Judge & Jury"
James PAtterson "Maximum Ride : Schools out forever" - note this is a 2nd book. I mesed up and read it first, so am starting the 1st one today.
Glen Cook "P.I. Garrett" There are a few different books along this line
Patricia Cornwall - any to do with Kay Scarpetta, plus "At Risk"
Terry Brooks "Armeggedon's Children" This guy wrote the elfstones books, the word & void, and this one continues Word & Void in a desolate future. Was pretty good, and is to be continued, but no release on next book.

That's just a few. A few others I read, but wouldn't recommend. So there is your reading assignment...lol

I am out of here for the weekend. Need more reading? check out www.boobiesandbeer.net

PeacE

Here is a big thing that Just Ain't Right. HEre is a normal workday time schedule for me.

6am take daughter and drop off at school
630 back in bed til 8:20
820 up and get dressed - head to work
9am at work, computer being booted up, mentally ready to start the day.
901 computer ready, IA m aready, review loan log status
902 done reviewing loan status in my pipeline (4 files) nothing to update, review or do
903 check aol personal e-mail acct
910 check boobiesandbeer.net for any new comments
911 start reading through my list of daily blogreads this varies the time used and depends on who has updated since last reading usually goes a little over an hour
1030 debating what I should put for a post today
1040 try to post something that makes since
1100 ready do something - am nodding off at desk - take a 5-10 min walk around the office
1115 another cup of water and a good bathroom break
1145 hey almost time for lunch
1230 lunch break - get out of here for an hour
130p recheck email aol
135p recheck blog for additional comments/reads
140 - 530 read book, walk around, remind veryone what is still needed on their files.
530 leave and head for the bar to "unwind"

That day really sucks. Considering the more loans I close, the more money I make. I was averaging about 15 loans+ over a year ago. Now it has slowed to this.

Just Ain't Right!

Yeah, here's your next thing that Just Ain't Right - hemorrhoids. If you have had them, have them, or talked very personally with someone that has, then you knwo exactly what I am talking about. I finally did a Google search for it for images, and learned a hell of alot more than what I wanted, but it helped diagnose me. I have had this batch for a few weks, and not knowing for sure what it was, and all the other shit I been thru - I just was not going to the dr about a little blood and tension in my anal areas. I still ain't going - yet. Got me some of those TUCKS pads and see what we can otherwise to help alleviate my condition.

Another fact of life I sure as hell don't want to repeat - cuz it Just ain't right.

Yes, it has bee quite awhile since I last posted here. My regular blog account is located at www.boobiesandbeer.net for those of you interested. In the meantime, I have come back here and changed the name to Just Not Right, and yes I will be posting on stuff just like that. that are just not right. I don't care what youur opinion is, or if you agree or not. You don't like, don't stay. Fuck all you others that try to tell me how to feel!

So sit back, see what sort of humor I can locate.

That's right - for all you still readingthis blog ehre, we haev moved and everything is ready for your transistion to be up to date on all my assinine things.

www.boobiesandbeer.net

That's the link that leads direct to the new site. Be there - be square - I ain't fair and I don't share.

PeacE

IT is finally over officially done and over with.... we are gone from here. The new website to read Boobies & Beer is:

www.boobiesandbeer.net

I hope all that found enjoyment here at this place will adjust their browsers and favorite places to reflect the new address, cuz nothing is changin as far as content. This Live Journal account will alst here another 30 days then I am cancelling, so adjust now....

www.boobiesandbeer.net

PeacE

It's official! Boobies & Beer has offically moved now to a new site. I am in the process of transferring all info (link list, etc) over to the new address, so changes will be occurring frequently.

New address is : ralphd00d.blogspot.com

Update those link lists that are so nice to have listed me, and addd me to your favorite sites if you haven;t listed me.

PeacE

Fuck that hurts! Yeah, I am talking aout all the arm twisting, back-bending, ass-wiping I got going on around here. Sounds like some person inthe internet world cares about it, huh?!? Well, Let's clear everything up once and for all.

First - God, did you see all them damn typos I had in that last post? I KNEW I should not have done that whilst I was on a damn good buzz. But, it sems the general point got across. The basics were should I stay with LJ or move on to a site that promotes better, not accomodations, but better ? reply and comment options? I dunno if that is the right phrase either.

Tony over at blahblah (see link on right side) mentioned even going big time and getting the domain name - I am going to speak to him more about that. Wouldn't mind the domain, just how I link all that shit is new to me... especially if I move somewhere new.

Moving - this one has people wondering. Currently, I am happy at LJ, and for the present, we are here. I have hjad several people let me know of other places, and I am slowly, but surely checking them out. I am never one to say "This is best" without looking around. For now, Boobies & beer is staying here. And then there is this....

In the event I move the site, trust me, I would let everyone know ahead of time, ESPECIALLY those that link here, and my friends that are LJ users, your links will be available as well. I could not go without reading you as well on a daily!

Okay - that is site status. I ahve this week to determine what I am going/wanna do. Anyone that has not, can voice me via email at ralphd00d@aol.com otherwise, let's see hwo things play out.

LIFE - yes life in general has been a fun one recently, but as of today, Tuesday, I am employed again. I start on Monday (which is nice to get my log thing fixed by then). Not exactly the job I want, but the money potential is there, and we all money potential!! It will drop my contributiuons to an evening standard, as I will not be able to mid-day blog, but I am sure we can all get over that...

So, for a temporary basis, Short Story Wednesday is on hold. And I shall try to let everyone know as soon as possibleany changes up and coming to the site.

Thanks for your patience, perserverence, and pervertedness in hanging in here. If y'all had a beer for me, and raised I would be clinking bottoms with you now!

PeacE

I have always considered myself a simple man. I grew up on simple principles, I got along simply with most people. Hell, I have a simple life with 4 kids and a wife. Except I am out of work, but that is a stone rolling I am ready to stop...we'll skip to that later.

As I sit here and snneze, wipe my runny nose, and add teardrops to my eyes, (damn allergies) I want to express my joy of all of you thast read this. I am throwing this to the wind, and asking for everyone to respond....

I have been asked to move this from this particular website, to a different one (wordpress), and I am not saying anyting bad about anyone or anything, but I am asking which would you as reader prefer? I understand Livejournal is sometimes hard to "respond" to, but I have no clue about other "blog"/"journal" places. So, to make it simple, let's take a vote.

What is the best place to position myself for a regular journal entry/blog bitching/daily post at? Give me some sites that you recommend, and maybe...Tony, just maybe, we'll see what happens.

I would l;ove for EVERYONE to comment on this, so I may move if it si easier for everyone.

PeacE

Today is the final day working for my bro in law & Sister. It's only 10 am and I am done as far as I am concerned. I even cleaned up the desk and whatnot, got rid of all the straws, taco bell packets, etc. Monday I have my interview, which I am already feeling pretty strongly about.

No major plans this weekend. I am just going to mellow out at home I think and spend some time with the kids. I know hte older boys have been learning chess, and constantly want to play against me. Plus I have a few movies to watch at home as well.

Nothing else to write about today. I guess I am going to go kill some time before the bar opens, then go drink and read today.

PeacE

I did this through a link over at Goldbloom's website (see link on the right). Here are results, based on First name only

The name Ralph creates the urge to be creative and original, we emphasize that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others. HUH? ALienates others?
This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses through tension or accidents to the head. Accidents to the head... Boot to the head!

Your first name of Ralph creates individuality, independence, self-confidence, initiative, and an inclination to physical activity. Agreed - except the physical activity

You are not inclined to merge your opinions and viewpoints with others, to accept compromise, or to work in a subservient position against your will. Eh - OK

Your expression is invariably quite direct and candid. You betcha! Git R Done!

Others find it difficult to accept your domineering and, at times, argumentative manner. Moi? No!

Funny how shit like this is just shit. I believe this crap like I do that hand writing analysis machine at teh fair for a $1.... or horoscopes. Sometimes it is good froa laugh though...

PeacE

I think that may be a new saying for me. I have been repeating it off an on for the last half month or so, and I have no effing idea why. Maybe it just appeals to me , the way the words roll off the tongue - because the visual image I get is NOT!

It feels better to be feeling better. I went out last night and had some beers & shots, shot some 8 ball and damn if I don't feel back to normal this morning. Have a nice fresh cup of coffee sitting next to me, and a stack of foreclosure properties I need to data entry and send out mailers on. Yee haw. Notice what I am doing first - thinking of you my dedicated readers. I must entertain you in order for me to proceed to my boring job (of one more day). (Sip of coffee) Damn that sure hits the spot!

Welp, the Wife and I bought tickets last night for Trans-Siberian Orchestra when they come out here Nov 26 this year. For those of you that don't know TSO, go hunt them up on YouTube. They had a Christmas lights videeo put to their music outside some guy's house last year in Ohio I think it was. The Wife and I saw them live last year, and it is quite a performance. Got tickets early enough that we have lower level in the arena too - BONUS! The two older children are going with, as they have been enjoying the TSO CD's I bought last year.

I received a special mail today from one of the thousands hundreds many couple one friend I have, and I thought I would share with you.

Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a retarded
friend, just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm
animals, or occasionally shit yourself.......
You hang in there, Sunshine.
You're fucking special!

Alrighty, I think that is all the excitement I can handle right now. Maybe if I get done with these damn foreclosures I will have something important to say. If not, I still might type more.... ya never know...

PeacE